What is a South Park Conservative?

As far as this site is concerned, a South Park Conservative is someone who believes:

1. That the government doesn’t know what’s best for us


2. That social spending should be left to state and local governments because Utah and New York City don’t have the same problems


3. That capitalism is just a word for economic freedom and high taxes take away that freedom


4. That unequal prosperity is far better than equal poverty


5. That just because you’re a Democrat out of power doesn’t mean the Republican stole the election


6. That local control over social issues is more democratic and national control over social issues builds resentment


7. That smoking pot doesn’t make you a criminal


8. That people should have enough personal responsibility to simply use birth control until they’re married because every child deserves to be born into a loving family


9. That early abortion is a personal decision because its morality is debatable, but partial birth abortion is murder


10. That immigrants are good people, but importing the world’s poor is an insane public policy


11. That just because you’re a professor doesn’t give you the right to indoctrinate your students and stifle dissent in your classroom


12. That terrorism is the greatest threat to the world, not global warming


13. That terrorists in uncomfortable interrogations are better than innocent Americans in caskets


14. That you can’t appease Jihadists, who say things like, "The pieces of the bodies of infidels were flying like dust particles. If you would have seen it with your own eyes, you would have been very pleased, and your heart would have been filled with joy."


15. And that just because you’re famous doesn’t mean you know shit about the government.

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